Seen online:
At a bar. Having already downed a few power drinks, a young lady turns around, faces the man next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen good looking. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding, I'm in banking too! Which one are you with?"
And it wasn't even in this story:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-1 ... ix-prostit
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Doug Coulter
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Posting as just me, not as the forum owner. Everything I say is "in my opinion" and YMMV -- which should go for everyone without saying.
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Doug Coulter
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I dislike having to be cynical, but there are days when I can't resist dry British wit either. I've shown this to a few friends and always get some good belly laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2iVe8 ... l009sYggjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN2iVe8 ... l009sYggjA
Posting as just me, not as the forum owner. Everything I say is "in my opinion" and YMMV -- which should go for everyone without saying.